Bizarre Observations with Matt Haze

Laugh, then think. From the mind of comedian Matt Haze.

Are you a "RADIO DJ" or a "CONTENT CREATOR?"

This afternoon, I had a great, constructive conversation with former WNCI/Columbus night personality Maxwell.

Like many of our fellow radio friends, he was let go due to budget cuts earlier this year.

During his time so far on the beach, he hasn’t been just sitting around.  People in Central Ohio know him and listened to him all the time and loved what he did.  Shortly after being let go, he was being offered opportunities.  Not full-time radio, but other opportunities to use his personality and talent in other mediums.  He’s ventured into television reporting and hosting live events.  He’s been learning about online media.  Maxwell has some great new projects in the works to utilize his talents and content that he creates to entertain and inform Central Ohio on different platforms.  He’s been staying busy.

Maxwell learned something very quickly that I think many haven’t learned yet.

You aren’t just a radio DJ.

You’re a content creator.

Radio is just one medium you distribute your content through.

The days of the “radio DJ” are numbered.  Voice tracking is here to stay.  Syndication is growing by leaps and bounds.  Board operators are becoming a thing of the past with every single NexGen software update.  Stations that were live and local 24/7 just a year ago are now ‘tracking shifts and using more syndicated products.

If you’re still sitting around just waiting and hoping for your next full time radio gig, I wish you the best of luck as your breed is slowly starting to die.  Maybe you should have a conversation with those who performed with the live orchestras or the engineers who worked those boards on the radio back in the 1920s through 1940s.  Or the voice actors that would perform live radio shows with props back when.  (You know those shows… you can hear them now on an automated XM/Sirius channel.)  I’m sure they would share the same feelings as you right now.

NOW… Before you start throwing eggs at me and trying to find where my Hyunadi Elantra is parked to slash my tires, hear me out, ok?

You’re a PERSONALITY.  You create CONTENT.  If you’re just planning on being someone who talks on the radio, you’re numbered.  You just can’t sign up for a prep service and read the lines that come off of it.  You aren’t needed anymore.

If you’re someone who CREATES COMPELLNIG, RELATABLE CONTENT that people want… AND you use MORE than just radio as a medium to deliver it, you’re starting to get it.

Now is the time to embrace your BRAND.  Now is the time to be the CONTENT CREATOR that you are, and not just a talking head on the radio.

Radio is just a medium you get it out with.  We’re so stuck on our old fashioned title of “radio personality.”  The title is no longer as valid as it once was.  We don’t need just radio DJs to be there and push buttons, talk into a microphone and pay them a full time salary with benefits.

Not needed anymore.  Not coming back.

Don’t believe me?  Do you not get what I mean by a content creator?

Look at Ryan Seacrest.

Say what you want about Seacrest, love him or hate him, love his shows or not.  But Ryan gets it.  Along with being the American Idol host, he’s the host of a daily nationally syndicated radio program, American Top 40, morning host on 102.7 KIIS-FM/Los Angeles, host on E! Television, and owner of Ryan Seacrest Productions, which produces many of the shows you see every day.

Ryan isn’t just a “radio DJ” or a “TV host.”  He creates content.  Radio and TV are nothing more than a distribution tool.  He uses RyanSeacrest.com as another very successful tool to get his brand and content that people want out there.  His twitter account has over one million followers.  His website actually gives his viewers and listeners what they want (content) on demand, 24/7!

Look at Glenn Beck.

Whether you agree or disagree with his beliefs, he’s a content king.  He creates content that you either agree with or are very angered by.  He uses radio as just one distribution tool.  His Fox News Channel show is the top rated cable news show at 5pm eastern.  His website is full of content and available for people 24/7.

Glenn isn’t just a “radio personality.”  He creates compelling content.

I’ve heard many radio personalities say “I don’t get Facebook, Twitter or blogging.”

Well, if you’re a content creator, Facebook/Twitter/etc should come easy to you!  It’s nothing more than another outlet, another medium, for you to get that creative content out to your audience.  It’s another way to be YOU!  It’s not about broadcasting or advertising.  It’s not about plugging what’s coming up on your show.  It’s about doing what you do and just delivering it in another form.

Your job should actually be easier with social media!  Not sure what content you should give the audience?  ASK the people that get your content!  Find out what they want and GIVE IT TO THEM.  That’s so much easier than opening up a radio mic, staring at wall and thinking “oh shit what do I say now?!  What do they want??”

So what do you do with YOUR content?

Do you even know what your content IS?

Broadcast schools are still teaching people how to be “a star on the radio or TV” and stealing thousands of their hard earned dollars.  I truly feel bad for their current graduates.  Are you learning about just how to push buttons or are you learning how to use your talents to create compelling content and utilize every form of distribution to deliver it?

Are your learning to build YOUR brand?  Are you learning CONTENT?

Nothing drives me up the wall more than hearing some radio personalities gloating about how they’re “live and local”… and some will spend an entire break talking about this fact.  In this day in the age of the internet, where anyone can get whatever they want at anytime, does that really give the listener a reason to stick around?  Shouldn’t you be giving CONTENT and not telling a listener you’re there physically pushing buttons?

Listeners want compelling content.  They want to be entertained.  They don’t care how.  Give it to them.

Are you just someone who comes in and pushes buttons and talks into a microphone and consider yourself a radio DJ?  Or are you someone that has a brand and content that you can utilize on ANY platform at any time, INCLUDING online?

We are not going back to the old ways.  If you’re going to wait for that, enjoy being in the poor house and waiting around for positions that are disappearing more and more every week.

If you’re willing to open up and learn more, go to the library or bookstore and pick up a copy of “What Would Google Do?” by Jeff Jarvis.  Open it up and read pages 130-136 first.

After you do that, let’s chat.  Email, Facebook, or even an old fashioned phone call.  I’d love to chat.  I’d love to hear your thoughts.

Onward!

Marketing FAIL: The high budget, scientific test of business cards

Since the local auto repair shop chain doesn’t have wifi (I’d rather have wifi than old copies of newspapers, Men’s Health, nasty coffee and a 13″ TV showing reruns of Judge Judy), I walked down the street to a coffee house to get some work done while the auto is serviced.

On the counter of this nice little coffee shop sits 4 different piles of business cards from 4 real estate agents. Each agent is from a different company, representing a nice selection of what’s available professionally in this Northeast Ohio community.

Out of curiosity, I decide to do a little research quickly.

If I were buying a home today and had to choose these 4 agents purely on what I can find on their website, who would I choose?

Let’s start the fun…

Agent #1 from ERA: No website listed. But this agent is nice enough to give me 4 different phone numbers, including a home number, as well as an email address. I don’t want to talk to you yet, I want to search for homes. There even isn’t any information about the agent, but their headshot is huge! If only you could turn the ego off and give me info. I am greedy, I want info and I want it now. Cya. *throws card away*

Agent #2 from Coldwell Banker: She’s cute!! Okay, okay, back to the professional side. She only gives me 3 phone numbers and an email address, and once again NO WEBSITE LISTED! But oh wait, she’s a member of the “Coldwell Banker Chairman’s Club”… whatever the hell that means. Maybe we can get coffee and I can learn about what she loves to do on a Friday night and if she’d like to go on a nice romantic dinner on a boat on Lake Erie, watch the sunset and talk about short sales and their effects on the foreclosure rate in Cuyahoga County, but I wouldn’t buy a house from her. *throws card away*

Agent #3 from Keller Williams Realty: Oh good, a KW agent! They’re smart! I’m biased since I host, write and produce a podcast with the company’s former VP of Research and Development and a market center owner. Very nice card… and a team too! One phone number for each person… which is good, I don’t want to have to hunt you down on the phone. Wooohooo, there’s a website listed!!! Once I reach the website, THERE ISN’T A PLACE FOR ME TO SEARCH FOR HOMES IN THE MULTIPLE LISTING SERVICE!!! Sure I can see their ‘featured properties’ but I’m a greedy mofo, I want it all and I want it NOW! Oh so big fail. No info, no business. *throws card out*

Agent #4 from a local family owned company: What is it with agents giving me 20,000 phone numbers?! I’m not going to hunt you down people and I don’t want to talk to voicemail… that’s so 1998. I’m already turned off from the fact that she attempts to be cute in her slogan using her last name, Kidd. “I’m not KIDDing around! For a serious REALTOR, call..” UGHHHHH!!!!! I want info, not bad humor. Okay, she lists two different websites. One is her company’s website, which would make me wonder why you would want me to step away from your personal brand and go to the company brand, but whatever. The other domain listed is hers connected with her company. It directs me to her personal website. Oh good, I can finally search for a home!!! Albeit I’m already turned off by the slogan, but at least I have the info I need.

I’m a 27 year old small business owner that does business all over the world. Contrary to what my ex-girlfriends may say, I ain’t dumb. I don’t want catchy slogans or home phone numbers. You’re not going to win me over because your company spent $200 on a plaque that says “you sold alot, congrats, now go sell more, we need to keep the lights on.” I want to be able to take your card, get info about you and find homes online anytime, anywhere. If you won’t give it to me, I guarantee there are agents out there that will.

Is this a sign that the industry is that behind on the times? Haven’t agents learned yet that catchy slogans, big headshots, awards/memberships in clubs and 40,000 phone numbers will NOT win me over business? You may be the biggest real estate expert in the area, but I sure can’t tell by the little card you left on the counter. It’s NOT going to win my business.

Save your business cards. Don’t bother.

Thoughts? :-)

The FIRST WarriorTalk podcast is up!

I have the pleasure of hosting a brand new weekly podcast called WarriorTalk featuring business minds Dave Jenks and Laurie Hathorn.  It’s a weekly information piece for FreeEnterpriseWarriors.com, a growing online community of entrepreneurs.  I’ll be posting new episodes on Monday afternoons.

To listen to the podcast in a new window, click HERE!

Consolidation that can really work: Fireworks

fireworks

Of course, the mainstream media has to find a negative spin for the 4th of July holiday.  They seem to have a habit of doing that, no matter what time of the year or what the story is.  Normally though it has key words such as jobs, economy, greedy Wall Street, greedy executive, etc.

Luckily, they only used one of their new favorite key words this time: economy.

This time around, it’s fireworks talk.

“Due to the sluggish economy, some municipalities [big word for CITY] have had to cut down on their 4th of July fireworks show or scrap it altogether.  Many citizens have had to travel to nearby communities if they are looking for a patriotic show in the sky for their family this year.”

Okay.  So?  How is this a problem?

I see it as a good thing.  A VERY good thing.

Let’s take a look at my hometown of Cleveland, Ohio.

According to cleveland.com, there are over 10 different fireworks shows on the west side of Cleveland and its suburbs ALONE.  That’s a whole lot of shows for half of a region of only 2 million.

According to a quick search on the intrawebs, a 30 minute firework show can run between $30,000-$60,000 with the staff to run it.  I’m assuming that’s not including the public service staff (police, fire, EMS, other city officials) to keep traffic and crowd control at a reasonable level for an already disgruntled group of people in one spot.  (Don’t tell me you actually like dealing with the crowds, crying and complaining kids and uncomfortable feel of laying on a towel on very uncomfortable ground… or maybe that’s just me).

If we use really quick just-to-prove-a-quick-point math… 10 fireworks shows at $50k apiece (I like big and fancy) is $500,000 total.

That’s a whole lot of money for a whole lot of fireworks.  Especially if some of these communities pull in a very small crowd for these shows (more shows, less people per show).  Especially when probably half of those communities are having financial issues.

Let’s pretend here that these communities all put their resources together in the name of financial responsibility to its residents and had just FIVE fireworks shows (and trust me this really IS pretend… if you think this could and would actually happen, I have some beach front property in Alaska I think you’d love to hear about).

That’s only $250,000.  If each city donated to the pot, all the communities could save alot of money and, in theory, buy a bigger and badder fireworks show for its residents… IF they could work together and pool their resources together!  They could even save money on the public service staff that would be needed.  So much money could be saved that would lead to cities being able to keep the services that actually MEAN something to their residents.

From a safety issue… imagine how they could save!  Forget the financial savings on insurance (and you thought your car rate keeps going up), think about the safety of your citizens watching it.  Every year, people are killed due to an accident or their pure stupidity.  Less firework shows, less chance of accidents or Darwinism at work.

But we’re talking about politics here.  We’re talking about egos here.  We’re talking about rivalries here.  We’re talking about personal feelings here (if you don’t believe me, you haven’t been involved in politics).

So I guess we’ll just leave this pipe dream here online.

Happy 4th of July.  God Bless America.

What does an ugly kitchen timer, cheap action figures and the nation's unemployment numbers have in common?

timer+ army = unemployment

Yesterday, the feds came out and pretty much said in a very professional way… “yeah more people lost their jobs and the national unemployment rate is nearly 10 percent.”

Wow. What a shock. Who saw that coming.

But can a nearly 10% nationwide unemployment rate REALLY take the country’s economy down the crapper.

We analyze this theory with quality props from the 99 cent only store Monday on MattHaze.com