Bizarre Observations with Matt Haze

Laugh, then think. From the mind of comedian Matt Haze.

HELP! PICK MY NEXT PAIR OF GLASSES! HELP THOSE WITH FASHIONITIS!

I’d like EVERY WILLING AND ABLE BODY to make your vote!

I can’t decide!!! I’m going to purchase a new pair of glasses and if you know anything about me, me and fashion go as well as me and Michael Moore.

SO… I need YOUR HELP!

Which pair should I go with????

Me have no fashion sense. Me need your help.

Or do you not like either choice and I should stick with the contacts?

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… your choices for voting are…

Option #1 - thin frame only on top, lenses open, yet still boxy

Option #1 - thin frame only on top, lenses open, yet still boxy

Option #2 - da think boxy frame

Option #2 - da think boxy frame

Cartoon characters dont wear glasses... keep dem der contacts son!

Cartoon characters don't wear glasses... keep dem der contacts son!

So please help me choose!!! Leave your choice and comments below…

It’s the least you can do if I’ve made you laugh at least ONCE this year. :-)

Love,
The Management

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    Contacts for sure