Bizarre Observations with Matt Haze

Laugh, then think. From the mind of comedian Matt Haze.

Pre-emptive strike against the moon?!

What did he ever do to us to deserve this?!

What did he ever do to us to deserve this?!

It’s the second biggest news story of the day so far (next to President Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize).

NASA bombed the moon.

That’s right, the rocket scientists at NASA spent millions of our tax dollars to bomb the moon.

For water.

That’s right, that item we have plenty of on our own earth.

I am going to stand up for this one.

Not cool.

What has the martians ever done to us to deserve this?!

They bring us comedy in cartoons.

They are part of a prestigious MTV award show that Kanye West hasn’t interrupted…yet.

They’re friends with one of our all-time favorite TV stars…Alf!

And we bomb them?!

WWETD?  (What Would E.T. Do?)

So not nice.

So not cool.

*sigh*

Category: Just for fun
  • Trevor

    Now that we have defeated the moon, Phase Two (colonization) can begin, right??