Bizarre Observations with Matt Haze

Laugh, then think. From the mind of comedian Matt Haze.

An Open Letter to a Dumbass McDonalds Employee…

Dear Dumbass McDonalds Employee directing traffic in the drive thru lane making $6.50/hr:

If you want me to stop my car, why don’t you do the common sense thing and put your hand out and say STOP instead of STICKING YOUR FOOT OUT IN FRONT OF MY CAR AND… NOT SAYING A G&#D$@# WORD?!

You must have had a BLAST playing in traffic growing up!

Check your ego at the fryer, will ya??

Love,
Common Sense

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  • TonyD

    Jesus, you’re obnoxious. #1Nobody cares. #2 What the hell is your problem with people working in menial jobs? You constantly pick on them. Just because they’re not “brilliant” like you? Talk about ego.

  • The Counterpart Partner

    Not sure if the issue is menial labor or the fact that somewhere along the way, we’ve lost common sense, common courtesy and a general sense of giving a SH*T about our customers/clients.

    When I worked at McDonalds, there were no tats, no huge firelog sized earrings in my ears and I had one hair color, not twelve going on. We used words like please, thank you and acted like we cared. Now? Well, things can sometimes be different and that’s what we encounter and tend to write about.

    It doesn’t take brilliance to direct traffic and avoid getting hit by a car. C’mon!