My BlackBerry goes off at 11:30 last night…

Me: “Hey there…”
Her: “Hey, I’m lost.”
Me: “Where you at?”
Her: “Westchester County.”
Me: “Well, I don’t know the north ‘burbs well, I’ll pull up a map…”
Her: “No need. I need a cigarette, too.”
Me: “I only smoke cigars. What is my role in this conversation?”
Her: “You’re company.”
Me: “Thank you for the clarification.”

I can’t believe I’ve given into the hype…

I decided to join the “change your Facebook profile picture to the celebrity everyone thinks you look like” week.

What do you think???  Pretty accurate, right??  The hair gives it away…

Become my Facebook friend, will you?? http://www.facebook.com/matthaze