Bizarre Observations with Matt Haze

Laugh, then think. From the mind of comedian Matt Haze.

An open letter to the ladies of The Bachelor…

Dear Ladies…

I know your hearts are broken.  You think you lost the true love of your life and you’ll never find that feeling again.  He was successful… charming… good looking… and knew how to wine and dine you on national TV with ABC’s money.

But let me ask you a question…

Like you have to question this choice?!

Why would you want that heart breaking douchebag on the left when you can have that stunningly good looking man on the right?!?

SO…

Friday.  8:30.  Applebee’s.  I’ll be in the booth in the corner waiting for you with a rose.

Hope you don’t mind that we get the 2 for $20 special.

See you then.

Love,
Your Prince Charming

Category: Just for fun, Life
  • Lynn Runyon

    You are too much. You sure do know how to make me laugh!!!!

  • joanne

    Your right, why would they want superficial when they can have the real thing

  • http://%/d3c211 Антон Павлович

    Dear Ladies… I know your hearts are broken.  You think you lost the true love of your life and you’ll never find that feeling again…..

    Конечно. Я присоединяюсь ко всему выше сказанному. Давайте обсудим этот вопрос. Здесь или в PM….

  • http://www.heatherwaltersvoice.com Heather Walters

    LMAO. What woman wouldn’t swoon for a post like this??