Bizarre Observations with Matt Haze

Laugh, then think. From the mind of comedian Matt Haze.

The Toilet Paper Entrepreneur

It’s no secret that one of the keys to be successful is to make yourself stand out, especially if you’re in a crowded field.

This guy wins that award.

Last night during a trip to Barnes and Noble, I went in to pick up Seth Godin‘s new book Linchpin.

While taking a friendly stroll through the Business section, THIS book caught my eye and made me stop for a moment to look.

I'm sorry, what?

Do I need to explain why?  Nope.

It’s unique.  Different.  And, quite honestly, made me wonder a bit.

I love books and ideas that do that to me.

So I walked out of Barnes and Noble with TWO books last night.

Mike Michalowicz, kudos to you.  You caught my attention.  This should be interesting. :-)

An open letter to the ladies of The Bachelor…

Dear Ladies…

I know your hearts are broken.  You think you lost the true love of your life and you’ll never find that feeling again.  He was successful… charming… good looking… and knew how to wine and dine you on national TV with ABC’s money.

But let me ask you a question…

Like you have to question this choice?!

Why would you want that heart breaking douchebag on the left when you can have that stunningly good looking man on the right?!?

SO…

Friday.  8:30.  Applebee’s.  I’ll be in the booth in the corner waiting for you with a rose.

Hope you don’t mind that we get the 2 for $20 special.

See you then.

Love,
Your Prince Charming