Bizarre Observations with Matt Haze

Laugh, then think. From the mind of comedian Matt Haze.

A Daily Haze EXTRA: BlackBerry, you can’t fool me!

mmmmmm.... toooooyyyyyyyy

mmmmmm.... toooooyyyyyyyy

BlackBerry is getting tricky in the smart phone wars.

According to the New York Daily News, BlackBerry is tricking men into using their devices thanks to the help of beautiful actresses in New York.

Yes, you read that right.  A woman will flirt with you JUST for you to use her BlackBerry.

But sorry RIM, you can’t fool me THAT easy!

Find out WHY in today’s 2 minute podcast on BlackBerry’s new, creative marketing campaign…

YourDailyHaze for April 20th: BlackBerry, you can't fool me!

mmmmmm.... toooooyyyyyyyy

BlackBerry is getting tricky in the smart phone wars.

According to the New York Daily News, BlackBerry is tricking men into using their devices thanks to the help of beautiful actresses in New York.

Yes, you read that right.  A woman will flirt with you JUST for you to use her BlackBerry.

But sorry RIM, you can’t fool me THAT easy!

Find out WHY in today’s 2 minute podcast on BlackBerry’s new, creative marketing campaign…

YourDailyHaze for April 14th: I fix New Jersey Transit's budget issues in 2 minutes…

Give us your tired... your poor... AND your MONEY!!!

What a shock.  A government organization raises rates on the users because it can’t find a way to fix a budget shortage.

That’s EXACTLY what New Jersey Transit did today.  Rates are going up an average of 22% statewide starting May 1st.

And as a current customer, I’m f*&%$#@ livid about this!

I’m livid because there is a much BETTER way to fix this problem.  A way that is a long-term fix to the solution and not a quick hole for a yearly budget.

Listen to today’s 2 minute podcast to hear how we can fix New Jersey Transit that is a win-win for EVERYONE involved.  And makes life so much easier for all as well.

A Daily Haze EXTRA: I fix New Jersey Transit’s budget issues in 2 minutes…

Give us your tired... your poor... AND your MONEY!!!

Give us your tired... your poor... AND your MONEY!!!

What a shock.  A government organization raises rates on the users because it can’t find a way to fix a budget shortage.

That’s EXACTLY what New Jersey Transit did today.  Rates are going up an average of 22% statewide starting May 1st.

And as a current customer, I’m f*&%$#@ livid about this!

I’m livid because there is a much BETTER way to fix this problem.  A way that is a long-term fix to the solution and not a quick hole for a yearly budget.

Listen to today’s 2 minute podcast to hear how we can fix New Jersey Transit that is a win-win for EVERYONE involved.  And makes life so much easier for all as well.

A Daily Haze EXTRA: In New York, it’s about the EXPERIENCE, not the price…

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of...

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of...

Ahhh yes… New York City… The center of the universe.  The financial capital of the world.  That concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothing you can’t do.

But yet when I say “I live in New York” to someone, most of the time their first reaction is “but it’s EXPENSIVE to live there!!”

Um… yes it is.  That’s a fact.  I’m well aware of this.

But while drinking 4 dollar PBRs last week at a bar in SoHo, I realized WHY this city is so expensive…

Give me two minutes of your time and listen to today’s podcast to find out the why…

YourDailyHaze for April 12th: In New York, it's about the EXPERIENCE, not the price…

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of...

Ahhh yes… New York City… The center of the universe.  The financial capital of the world.  That concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothing you can’t do.

But yet when I say “I live in New York” to someone, most of the time their first reaction is “but it’s EXPENSIVE to live there!!”

Um… yes it is.  That’s a fact.  I’m well aware of this.

But while drinking 4 dollar PBRs last week at a bar in SoHo, I realized WHY this city is so expensive…

Give me two minutes of your time and listen to today’s podcast to find out the why…