#WhenFacebookWasDown I grabbed pictures of me growing up and showed them to random strangers who don’t care to see them.

#WhenFacebookWasDown I went to a real life farm and tipped a cow, stole some corn and took a tractor for a joyride.#FarmvilleSucks

#WhenFacebookWasDown cheap ass guys had to buy their girlfriends a REAL dozen roses and not the ones you post on a wall for a dollar.

#WhenFacebookWasDown Mark Zuckerberg had visions of losing it all and posting the status “going to work at McDonalds” on MySpace.

#WhenFacebookWasDown I went outside and asked a random beautiful woman if she would be my friend, to which she ignored my request.

#WhenFacebookWasDown people I’ve never met called to invite me to their event on the other side of the country I don’t give a shit about.

#WhenFacebookWasDown bitter ex-girlfriends walked into a bar and yelled “I AM NO LONGER IN A RELATIONSHIP AND AM NOW SINGLE!! LIIIKKEE!!”

#WhenFacebookWasDown  insecure girls with fake hair showed random people 100s of photos of their “epic” night out wearing little clothing.

#WhenFacebookWasDown  dummmbb gurrrllllsss talllkkkeeddd likkkeee thiiiiiiissss in personnnnnnn OMG!! <3 <3 <3

#WhenFacebookWasDown  I ate a sandwich.