Last night per the request of one person who bribed me with a free steak dinner, I live tweeted my thoughts of the 2012 Grammy Awards.  If you missed any of the fun, here’s the best of ‘em…

37% of Americans just yelled “This is nice Bruce, now play a song of yours we actually know!” #Grammys

I WANT TO MARRY ADELE AND HAVE THE RECEPTION AT THE GOLDEN CORRAL WITH THE UPGRADED STEAK STATION! #Grammys

Want to impress me Bruno? Put your $ where your mouth is. Catch a grenade and jump in front of a train for a woman live on national TV.

Bruno Mars just handed his hairpiece to Alicia Keys. #Grammys

Chris Brown: “Okay dancers, here’s what you’re going to do… Run run jump tumble run twist jump jump jump turn twist jump.” #Grammys

Well now we know Chris Brown can jump on boxes while lip syncing to his iPod on national TV. Shit, I can even do that. #lame #Grammys

“Unfortunately Jay-Z is busy with his newborn and Kanye West is too busy being a douchebag to be here.” #Grammys

Thank God the Foo Fighters took time out of their busy schedule of fighting foo to perform tonight. #Grammys

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Music Fact: Adam Levine has the power to appear on TV and instantly make millions of women horny. #Grammys

Taylor Swift gives that same exact shocked look when Taco Bell actually gets her order right, too. #Grammys

This is Katy Perry’s new track called “Fuck you Russell Brand!” #Grammys

With Katy Perry and Adele’s performances, the Grammy awards has officially become a man hating Lifetime special. #Grammys

Still waiting for my favorite part of night: When the head of the recording industry chastises me for not buying music their way. #Grammys

This would be so much better if an attorney from Disney gave the wannabe Mickey Mouse a cease and desist live on air! #Grammys

Oh wait NOW I get it! This is Nicki Minaj’s tribute to Lady Gaga! got it! #Grammys

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