Bizarre Observations with Matt Haze

Bizarre Observation #28: Multi-tasking NO NO

matthaze — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:45:14 +0000

If you’ve ever had the idea of multi-tasking by throwing yourself in the washing machine along with your clothes, read this label at the laundromat first…

Bizarre Observation #27: Dreams DO come true.

matthaze — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:00:30 +0000

OMFG!!! ONE OF MY FANTASIES HAS COME TO LIFE!!!!

Bizarre Observation #26: Some men just cock block themselves.

matthaze — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:30:56 +0000

Some men just cock block themselves.

Bizarre Observation #29: Facebook buys Instagram reaction

matthaze — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:34:11 +0000

My reaction to Facebook’s purchase of Instagram. Taken on Instagram.

Facebook Timeline: What you “actually” need to know.

matthaze — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 23:34:17 +0000

Facebook users who have been fighting the new Timeline format can not fight anymore. They’re being forced into it by the big bad people of Facebook. So I decided to help ease their pain and explain what they “actually” need to know about the new Facebook Timeline setup.

Bizarre Observation #28: The Original Angry Bird

matthaze — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:01:38 +0000

Before millions of people wasted hours of their lives playing a silly game called Angry Birds, one classic feathered feature was the one causing a ruckus…

Bizarre Observation #27: Sometimes, it just doesn’t work.

matthaze — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 20:07:49 +0000

Anyone who frequents Chinese take out often knows that you’re supposed to add “…in bed” to the end of every fortune cookie message.

But sometimes, it just doesn’t work. Unless you like really bizarre things behind your bedroom door. Proof from today’s General Tso’s Chicken order…

Bizarre Observation #26: I “do” pinterest.

matthaze — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 19:09:00 +0000

I’m not on pinterest, but here’s a board with a bunch of random crap pinned to it. You’re welcome.

Bizarre Observation #25: Self-inflicted autocorrect fail.

matthaze — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:25:00 +0000

Thank you for making me look like a creepy asshole, iPhone!

Good meningitis to you!

(thanks to my buddy JJ for the screenshot)

Bizarre Observation #24: I found heaven on the side of a road…

matthaze — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 21:31:08 +0000

…and it is a beautiful thing, my friends.

Come to daddy.