It’s 2012. Texting is the most popular form of communication. So it’s completely understandable that in today’s new media age, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney decided to text his concession to President Obama instead of calling it. MattHaze.com was able to get an EXCLUSIVE SCREENSHOT of the concession text:
Kids, this is why real estate agents should never put up signs with their mugs on it.
I have not been tweeting about the Republican convention this week. Same goes with the Democrat’s upcoming convention as well. Why? Take a look in my new video.
They know what makes you beautiful. And ladies, they have big muskets and know how to use them.
Yesterday while I was doing some writing at Starbucks, two girls sat next to me gossiping away about their love lives and school over some lattes. During a one minute period of the two talking, I counted how many times the word “like” was said. The total: 24 times. Twenty. Four. Times. That is a “like” every 2.5 seconds. Thank God it was not a drinking game. Here is me moments after the adjudication of the event with the professional tally scoring system I used. And a quite annoyed judge. Read a book, girls. Please. For your own sake. And my own sanity.