LinkedIn: Proving High School Never Ends since 2013.
Wasn’t all of this stuff supposed to end on prom night? Prom was the final time we, as a group of people growing up, would vote for who we thought was the most popular of all. We’d allow them to trance around during an S Club 7 song wearing a plastic sash and a cheap crown that was just a glorified paper Burger King crown. And that’d be it. No more. We officially grew up and we moved on. Nope. The popularity contests didn’t end. That was just the beginning. And now LinkedIn is the latest instigator to bring up the lame game again. The social network, which just…
What woman wouldn’t want to date a handsome, funny, charming man who lives within a 5 minute drive of a Target?: The Follow-Up on my New York magazine article
Last week, millions of readers across the world had the opportunity to judge me and my OKCupid account in New York magazine. I mean, can you ask for anything more fun to do when you’re bored than judge someone else’s dating profile?? (Yes, that was rhetorical.) Honestly, when I agreed to be part of this project, I thought “Oh a few lines in an article would be nice.” Nope. My love life was put on full display ON AN ENTIRE PAGE. My jaw literally did drop when I saw that. The article highlights my friend Laurie Davis, the founder of eFlirtExpert, home to the best online dating coaches out there. Need…
I’m not watching the Grammys because they won’t let me buy music I want. AND I HAVE MONEY TO GIVE THEM.
Tonight is “music’s biggest night!” The 55th annual Grammy Awards. *mumbles* That’s nice. It’s normally a tradition that I watch the award show and live tweet snarky commentary of the show as it happens. A a recovering former radio DJ, it was a fun little thing for me to do. But tonight, I will not do that. I will not watch the award show and I will not live tweet it. Why? BECAUSE I HAVE MONEY TO BUY MUSIC, BUT THE INDUSTRY WON’T LET ME BUY WHAT I WANT. SERIOUSLY. LET ME BUY WHAT I WANT, THEN I’LL WATCH YOUR SHOW. Let me explain. Thanks to technology, I can…
The amount of the federal budget Congress has fixed in coffee terms…
President Obama and Congress are currently in the middle of preventing America from taking a ride on the Fiscal Cliff, the new man-made, preventable thrill ride all 300+ million of us Americans might be, um, “enjoying” if they don’t sit down, grow up and act like adults. So far, the numbers coming out of the negotiations are quite… how do I put this… low. Currently, according to numbers from CNBC, the deal will raise $600 billion in new revenue in 10 years. Let’s play my new favorite game show… FUN WITH MATH!!! *grabs the ‘ol trusty TI-83 calculator from 8th grade* $600 billion in revenue over 10 years. That’s $60 billion…
EXCLUSIVE: Romney’s concession text to Obama
It’s 2012. Texting is the most popular form of communication. So it’s completely understandable that in today’s new media age, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney decided to text his concession to President Obama instead of calling it. MattHaze.com was able to get an EXCLUSIVE SCREENSHOT of the concession text:
