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Study: Those who complain about “indecent content” most boring in bed

2011-08-05 by Matt Haze Leave a Comment

A poll conducted shortly after Nicki Minaj's nipple slipped during a concert on ABC's Good Morning America has discovered that people who complain about "indecent content" on national TV are also the most boring in the bedroom. The study, which … [Continue reading]

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BREAKING NEWS: Boehner considering bill to change U.S. currency to Monopoly money

2011-08-02 by Matt Haze

WASHINGTON - After passing a "bipartisan" bill that includes the largest debt limit increase in U.S. history, House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) is considering pushing a bill through that will officially change the currency of the United States to … [Continue reading]

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BREAKING NEWS: Royal wedding video sales spark Walmart to sell "common folk" wedding DVDs as well

2011-06-14 by Matt Haze Leave a Comment

Just part of Walmart's new Wedding DVD section

After seeing respectable sales numbers for DVDs of Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding, international retailer Walmart has decided to start selling other wedding DVDs, including those of "common folk" in their new Wedding DVD … [Continue reading]

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BREAKING NEWS: Sports Illustrated investigation expands to Indiana Little League team

2011-06-01 by Matt Haze 2 Comments

Sports Illustrated is now expanding its investigation of coaches and organizations for improper deals and gifts to teams outside of college sports. This week, SI will report that a U12 Boys Little League Team in South Bend, Indiana named the … [Continue reading]

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BREAKING NEWS: Chinese President Hu arrives at White House with repo man

2011-01-19 by Matt Haze Leave a Comment

After he realized that the United States owes his country over $900 billion, Chinese President Hu Jintao arrived to a lavish state dinner at the White House with a professional debt collector and repo man. Speaking through a translator, President Hu … [Continue reading]

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