The end of @30RockTree… for good. 1

Hello #TreeStalker… I come to you not as your favorite sassy spruce.  But as me, Matt Haze, the man who writes his tweets.  Out of character and just being me.  Because I have something I’d like to share with you. After four years of holiday craziness and fun, this is the final year of the ...

My arch nemesis is back – new video

For the Doctor, it’s the daleks.  For Picard, it’s the Borg.  For me?  It must be Christmas time because my arch nemesis is back…

My Rejected Citizenship Questions

My Rejected Citizenship Questions
As part of Social Media Week in New York, the hashtag #RejectedCitizenshipQuestions was floating around the Twitterverse. So, I took part because, well, what else is there to do?  Below is MY made up citizenship test. And a big thank you to Nicole Nesbitt to told me to write a question   Which turned into 18. Enjoy.   THE ...

Valentine’s Day Hot Corporate Merger-Style: A love playlist for the American/US Airways merger

Valentine's Day Hot Corporate Merger-Style:  A love playlist for the American/US Airways merger
Could the new love birds have picked a better day to announce their new planned corporate love and affection for each other??? On Valentine’s Day, American Airlines and US Airways have changed their Facebook relationship status to “In a Relationship” with plans to be “Married” once the U.S. Department of Justice approve of the couple. ...

LinkedIn: Proving High School Never Ends since 2013.

LinkedIn: Proving High School Never Ends since 2013.
  Wasn’t all of this stuff supposed to end on prom night? Prom was the final time we, as a group of people growing up, would vote for who we thought was the most popular of all.  We’d allow them to trance around during an S Club 7 song wearing a plastic sash and a ...

What woman wouldn’t want to date a handsome, funny, charming man who lives within a 5 minute drive of a Target?: The Follow-Up on my New York magazine article

What woman wouldn’t want to date a handsome, funny, charming man who lives within a 5 minute drive of a Target?: The Follow-Up on my New York magazine article
Last week, millions of readers across the world had the opportunity to judge me and my OKCupid account in New York magazine. I mean, can you ask for anything more fun to do when you’re bored than judge someone else’s dating profile??  (Yes, that was rhetorical.) Honestly, when I agreed to be part of this project, ...

I’m not watching the Grammys because they won’t let me buy music I want. AND I HAVE MONEY TO GIVE THEM.

I'm not watching the Grammys because they won't let me buy music I want.  AND I HAVE MONEY TO GIVE THEM.
Tonight is “music’s biggest night!”  The 55th annual Grammy Awards. *mumbles*  That’s nice. It’s normally a tradition that I watch the award show and live tweet snarky commentary of the show as it happens. A a recovering former radio DJ, it was a fun little thing for me to do. But tonight, I will not ...

The End of 30RockTree… for now

Hello #TreeStalkers.  I, the human version of the sassy spruce, have a few words I’d like to say to you… (if the video does not appear, click here to watch it on YouTube) You can read the tree’s farewell message here.

My New Year Resolutions Make your New Year Resolutions Look Like Child’s Play

My New Year Resolutions Make your New Year Resolutions Look Like Child's Play
“They” say if you put what you want to do out there to the universe, things will happen.  I am using this line as an excuse to post my serious and not-so-serious new year resolutions to my blog because, well, I needed content for today. SO. I, Matthew [middle name censored] Haze, do hearby solemnly resolve to… ...

The amount of the federal budget Congress has fixed in coffee terms…

The amount of the federal budget Congress has fixed in coffee terms...
President Obama and Congress are currently in the middle of preventing America from taking a ride on the Fiscal Cliff, the new man-made, preventable thrill ride all 300+ million of us Americans might be, um, “enjoying” if they don’t sit down, grow up and act like adults. So far, the numbers coming out of the negotiations ...