“Just kidding.” – Johnny
Fuck thoughts and prayers. I’m angry.
Fuck all the thoughts and prayers being thrown up in the wake of the worst mass shooting in American history. I’m angry. I’m angry that after twenty children between the ages of 6 and 7 years old were murdered in an elementary school, we as a nation said “never again.” Yet we’ve let this sort […]
That Time Fox News Asked Me About Tweeting Like a Tree
It’s that time of year again when, no matter how hard I try to get away from it, I get roped into tweeting @30RockTree. It’s a yearly saga. This year, the fine folks at Fox News asked me about how I bring joy to people online during the holidays when they’re looking for company. (debatable […]
New Yorkers Yell At Me Like They Wish They Could to their Landlord
Matt Haze: Public Servant. Landlords can be either really great or really crap. There doesn’t seem to be an inbetween, huh? Brick Underground sent me on the streets of New York to hear the best and worst of landlords. Okay, mainly the worst. And as a way to let people feel better, I let them […]
New Yorkers Confess Their Real Estate-related Dating Dealbreakers
Sure there’s the standard dating deal breakers. But because of how New York is laid out, there’s many dating deal breakers unique only to this place. It may seem weird. But to someone who lives here, it’s standard operating procedure. Last week, I went on the streets of New York for BrickUnderground to ask New […]