Matt Haze

The Token American. Smart comedy. Smart travel.

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  • WHO AM I?
  • WATCH MY VIDEOS
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  • CULTURE,  LIFE

    Fuck thoughts and prayers. I’m angry.

    Fuck all the thoughts and prayers being thrown up in the wake of the worst mass shooting in American history. I’m angry. I’m angry that after twenty children between the ages of 6 and 7 years old were murdered in an elementary school, we as a nation said “never again.” Yet we’ve let this sort of thing happen hundreds of times since. I’m angry that our nation believes sitting in the comfort of suburbia while posting some “thoughtful” line on Facebook provoking prayer is acceptable instead of pushing to have a real conversation and action against hate crimes. I’m angry that people who just days ago were posting memes and links about transgender people…

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    How I Deal with NJ Transit Headaches

    2015-08-24

    Chris Christie’s office hung up on me. Twice.

    2015-07-15

    CELEBRITY SIGHTING! You will NEVER guess who was catching the bus!!

    2014-08-01
  • LIFE,  MAN ON STREET,  VIDEOS

    New Yorkers Confess Their Real Estate-related Dating Dealbreakers

    Sure there’s the standard dating deal breakers.  But because of how New York is laid out, there’s many dating deal breakers unique only to this place.  It may seem weird.  But to someone who lives here, it’s standard operating procedure. Last week, I went on the streets of New York for BrickUnderground to ask New Yorkers about their real estate-related dating deal breakers. blah  

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    My Rejected Citizenship Questions

    2013-02-21

    New Yorkers dish on their worst roommates

    2015-08-05
    Look ma! I'm in ink!

    What woman wouldn’t want to date a handsome, funny, charming man who lives within a 5 minute drive of a Target?: The Follow-Up on my New York magazine article

    2013-02-11
  • BIZARRE OBSERVATIONS,  LIFE,  MAN ON STREET,  VIDEOS

    New Yorkers dish on their worst roommates

    The fun folks at BrickUnderground sent me on the streets of New York to find the worst roommate stories possible. And boy have they lived with some… interesting… people.  From knife throwers to sleep watchers.  Seriously.  Check it out!  

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    Look ma! I'm in ink!

    What woman wouldn’t want to date a handsome, funny, charming man who lives within a 5 minute drive of a Target?: The Follow-Up on my New York magazine article

    2013-02-11

    My arch nemesis is back – new video

    2013-12-01

    CELEBRITY SIGHTING! You will NEVER guess who was catching the bus!!

    2014-08-01
  • BIZARRE OBSERVATIONS,  CULTURE,  LIFE

    I Think I Know How Mad Men Will End

    I’m writing this at 10:30am ET, a little less than 12 hours to go until we find out how the greatest television show of all time will come to the end. And I think I just figured out how it’s going to end. Holy. F’ing. Feels.   Matthew Weiner has said numerous times he knew from the start how it would end, and the ending is exactly as he pictured it.  There’s MANY predictions of how Mad Men will end.  In my head, I’ve never had an idea of what it might look like… until now. First off, two quick interviews I just read that sparked this idea. 1. In…

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    New Yorkers Confess Their Real Estate-related Dating Dealbreakers

    2015-08-31
    'merukah!

    My Rejected Citizenship Questions

    2013-02-21

    How I Deal with NJ Transit Headaches

    2015-08-24
  • LIFE,  VIDEOS

    VIDEO: Observations from an Average Travel Day

    This week, I made the trek back to New York City after hosting a few events in Cleveland, Ohio.  To give you an idea what it’s like to travel with me and, more importantly, the weird stuff I see along the way, I made THIS.  8 hours of travel compacted into three minutes for your viewing pleasure. This video also introduces you to the world’s bravest bug.  Poor guy.  

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    My Rejected Citizenship Questions

    2013-02-21
    Him: I can't wait until we make out later. Her: I can't wait to slap you across the face when you try!

    LinkedIn: Proving High School Never Ends since 2013.

    2013-02-13

    That Time Fox News Asked Me About Tweeting Like a Tree

    2015-11-19
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I’m a comedian and content producer traveling the world to find out how we’re all different, yet still so alike. Nice to digitally meet you!

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