Real estate marketing fail – Bizarre Observation #38
Kids, this is why real estate agents should never put up signs with their mugs on it.
Political conventions are crap. – Bizarre Observation #37
I have not been tweeting about the Republican convention this week. Same goes with the Democrat’s upcoming convention as well. Why? Take a look in my new video.
If One Direction invaded America in the 1700s… – Bizarre Observation #36
They know what makes you beautiful. And ladies, they have big muskets and know how to use them.
Like OHMIGOD please just like shoot me! Like! – Bizarre Observation #35
Yesterday while I was doing some writing at Starbucks, two girls sat next to me gossiping away about their love lives and school over some lattes. During a one minute period of the two talking, I counted how many times the word “like” was said. The total: 24 times. Twenty. Four. Times. That is a “like” every 2.5 seconds. Thank God it was not a drinking game. Here is me moments after the adjudication of the event with the professional tally scoring system I used. And a quite annoyed judge. Read a book, girls. Please. For your own sake. And my own sanity.
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